Carnel Flower (Malle)...smells like gramma but not in a memorable way. Am I just too unsophisticated to get this?
L'eau d'Hiver (Malle)..actually enjoyed the top and middle (green turning to warm caramel), but by the end, it smelled like dishsoap.
Black (Bulgari)...again, makes me think that I have a total pedestrian nose or something. I adore the bottle, and I like the rubber/vanilla thing going on, but perhaps I am unable to sniff out such sublime stuff.
*all samples from theperfumedcourt.com*